Am I going to smell gross?

[krack]

Am I going to smell gross?

[Dishy]

Dear me…you have either not had anal sex with someone who knew what was what, or have no idea how it works at all. I’m a girl, mind you, but I love anal and it NEVER smells, because one keeps one’s self clean. If the timing is wrong, one simply does other things. Dig?

Edit: there’s quite a bit of information about the mechanics of anal sex here on Quora and elsewhere, but for you, my love:

The poo situation is not nearly as dire as you imagine. When no evacuation is imminent, the bottom bit of a person’s colon is pretty much empty and unbesmirched. With some attentive hygiene, the entire area is free of objectionable material (the usual spot that yuckiness happens is actually right at the entrance (er…exit), and can be easily cleansed with a baby wipe). You may indulge with your partner without any stinky side effects. I encourage you to do a quick search to learn more.

You certainly don’t need to be enamored of the idea, and it’s not everybody’s shot of whiskey, but it’s not nearly as icky as you might be thinking. And when you do it right? Feels good. Truly.

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